Today I missed my bus to the Buffalo airport, which means I also missed my flight home to visit my family for Easter. Then, I started a fire in my kitchen. Bye bye toaster oven.
I've also discovered that I've gained a substantial amount of weight in the past two weeks and my "fat" pants are now my "don't fit" pants. Which means that, until I can get in some gym time, I will be forced to wear unsexy "stretch pants." This would be okay if I didn't have a haircut that makes me look like a gym teacher, but we can't all be so lucky.
Yahweh, why?
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